JOKES CORNER (kakakakaaaa....)

*DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY**
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!*

*NAMES OF WIVES**
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !*

*HOW **INDIA** GOT ITS NAME**
This is how **India** got its name.....**
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...*

*RESEARCH FINDING**
Research shows men are fatter than women because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!*

*ARAB MAN**
An arab was being interviewed at a **US** checkpoint.**
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"*

*SERVICE**
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be
satisfied with self-service"*

*HAPPY MAN**
What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son on the over of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of playboy and .. Wife on the cover of "missing persons"*

*SWIMSUIT**
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.*

*GOOD AMBITION**
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u an tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.*

*DENTIST**
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly."*

*VIRGIN**
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read : ORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: "RETURNED UNOPENED "*

*OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL**
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything. *