Commitment

Anyone can get excited and enthusiastic, given a sufficient amount of stimulation or inducement. Excitement will get you going, but it is not enough to keep you going. Excitement, by its very nature, wears off.

Beyond the initial excitement, success requires commitment. Commitment keeps you going long after the novelty has worn off. Excitement begins the process of achievement. Commitment sees it through to completion.

Excitement is a reaction. Commitment is an intentional decision. Success occurs when you're able to transform the energy of your excitement into a solid and lasting commitment. That's not easy. It takes effort. It takes dedication and focus. It demands a level of motivation that goes beyond the thrill of the moment. To be committed, you must find a personally meaningful, driving reason to support your commitment, and then continually remind yourself of that reason.

Excitement is so satisfying and energizing because of the promise it makes. Commitment is what actually delivers on that promise.

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You know

It's easier to think that you've missed a big opportunity, than it is to take advantage of that opportunity. It's easier to think that you've done all you can, than it is to make just a little more effort.  It's easier to think that you know all the answers, than it is to learn something new.
It's easier to think that things won't get any better, than it is to put forth the effort to make them better.
It's easier to think, than it is to do. And way too many people choose the easy way out. But not you.
You know better. You know there is plenty of opportunity, if only you will work for it. You know that just a little extra effort can make the difference between a fortune and a failure. You know that the smartest people are those who have the most to learn. You know that things will get better when you are committed to making them better.
You know how life works. You know what you want. You know you can do it.
Sure, it's easy to think that you can't or you won't. But you know what to do. You know, and you will. Today would be good, right now would be better.

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Watch those assumptions

The other night I walked into the family room and spotted our dog sitting on the floor, right up next to a cushion from the sofa, happily chewing away. I marched over to her, took her head in my hands and pointed her face toward mine, looked her directly in the eyes, and in my best
alpha-male voice said, in no uncertain terms, "NO!!!"     
Then, with her head still in my hands, I looked down and discovered that she had in fact not been chewing on the sofa cushion, but on a new chew bone which we had just given her. The cushion had likely been kicked on the floor by one of the children, and just happened to be right next to her.    
Now, I'm fairly certain that she understands "no" but she most certainly does not understand "oops." So, to my heartbreaking frustration, there was no way I could take back the scolding that I had just delivered.    
We all make assumptions every day. Without them, we could not get anything done. Still, it pays to remember that things are not always as they appear. That's especially important when you're doing something that cannot be easily reversed.
Watch those assumptions. Be sure they're correct before you act, or you could get some growls directed your way.

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Eight Gifts that Do Not Cost A Cent

1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING...

But you must REALLY listen.

No interrupting, no daydreaming, No planning your response. Just listening.

2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...

Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds.

Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.

3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER....

Clip cartoons. Share articles and funny stories.

Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...

It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note or a full sonnet.

A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime, and may even change a life.

5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT...

A simple and sincere,"You look great in red," "You did a super job"or "That was a wonderful meal" can make someone's day.

6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...

Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...

There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone.

Be sensitive to those times and give the gift of solitude to others.

8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION...

The easiest way to feel good is to extend a kind word to someone, really it's not that hard to say, Hello or Thank You.

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed.

They make you smile and encourage you to succeed.

They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

Show your friends how much you care.

Send this to everyone you consider a FRIEND.

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The future you

The person you are to become, is always watching the person you are right now. The image you have of yourself tomorrow, depends on the actions you watch yourself take today. The confidence with which you live next month, will be based on the integrity of your actions this week.

You can hide and conceal things from just about anyone, but the person you are to become is always watching. And that person's opinion of you will play a major role in your life.

Will you be proud tomorrow of what you did today? Will your future self find strength in your present actions and attitudes? Will you learn from your mistakes and from your successes? The you of tomorrow is watching, waiting, hoping and depending upon the you of today.

Live each moment like someone is watching. Because someone is watching, someone who can make you or break you. Live so that the person you become in the future can look back with gratitude and admiration at the person you are right now.

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Dirty joke

A girl and a guy get married and the girl gets pregnant. So the doctor tells them not to have sex until the baby is delivered. But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex.

Suddenly the guys penis gets stuck in the gals vagina. They struggle a lot but he cant get it out. So they get over to the hospital and call for the doctor. The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it. She does so and suddenly his penis comes out.

Afterwards she asks the doctor how he did it and he explains "When the baby saw the sweet, he left the banana."

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A curious little boy asks his mom what his younger sister has between the legs; the young mother does not know how to explain to the boy, so she says: "It's like the Garage..."

The boy then asks: "What is mine called?"

"It's called the Car..." the mother replies. A few days later, the phone rings while the parents are "busy" in the bedroom; the little boy answers it. It's his dad's friend:

"Is your father home? Could I speak to him?"

"Yes, but he's busy", the boy replies.

"What's he doing? I wanna talk to him..."

"Wait, let me check..."

The boy looks through the bedroom keyhole; then comes back and says:

"He's putting the Car in the Garage..." "Ok, I'll call back..."

A short while later, the man calls back:

"Can I talk to your dad now?"

"He's still busy..."

"What? What's he doing? How long does it take him to put the car in the garage anyway?"

"Wait, let me check..."

The boy, again, looks through the bedroom keyhole, comes back and has this to tell his dad's friend: "He's still trying to put the Car in the Garage; he keeps moving the Car back and forth. He seems to have problem putting the rear wheels of the Car into the Garage..."

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A prostitute went to see a doctor. She sit in front of the doctor and said "Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?

“My business is going down slope". Then the Doctor request her to undress and in order for him to examine.

The prostitute removes her panties and opens up her legs, exposing her "XXX".

The Doctor moves his head forward with his eyes wide open and exclaims

"Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole!"

The prostitute, feeling a bit angry, raised her voice, saying, "Can you stop repeating! If that's not the case I wouldn't have come to see you."

The Doctor reply "I didn't repeat, the last two were the ECHO...!!!"

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Cream

Little Johnny was walking down High Street with his mother. They stopped outside a women clothing shop, Johnny mother knew it would embarrass Johnny to go inside, so she told him to wait outside. Before Johnny's mother had a chance to go inside, little Johnny saw a used condom lying on the pavement.

"What is that mummy!?" he asked.

His mother looked mortified when she saw the used condom and hastily said, "Ah, Um, It is a biscuit Johnny, but its on the ground so its dirty, don't touch it!"

Confident that Johnny wouldn't touch it she went in the shop. When she came out 10 min later she saw the condom was gone.

"You didn't eat the biscuit, did you Johnny!?" she asked.

"Of course not, it was dirty, so i just licked the cream out from inside it."

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Function of a camel

There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and them captain is showing him around all the buildings.

After he has made the rounds the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?"

The captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women around. Whenever the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel..." "Enough!" says the commander in disgust.

Well, two weeks later, the commander himself starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the captain and says, "Tell me something, Captain."

Lowering his voice and glancing around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?"

The captain says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book."Why, yes, sir, the camel is free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock." The commander says, "Put me down for two o'clock then."

So the next day at two o'clock the commander goes to the little blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the cutest camel he's ever seen.

Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel. He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the camel.

A minute later the captain walks in. "Ahem, begging your pardon, sir," says the captain, "but wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and find a woman like all the other men?"

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Sandwich

This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who age is about 5 or 6.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.

They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembering that his little brother is sleeping below, so he tells his girlfriend to whisper, "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

"Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce," it sounds.

Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonnaise all over my face.

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One meters also no discount!

3 Prisoners Of War were caught by the Germans in a war.

They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 meters.

If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start.

Bang! They started to run like they never did before.

At the 80 meter mark, the British were shot down.

Before he went down, he patriotically shouted,

"Long live the queen" and died.

At 90 meters, the Japanese was shot.

Before he went down, he shouted, "Banzai" and died.

Now the Singaporean was at 93m, 95m, 98m, 99m .... ... Bang!

He, too, was shot down.

Before he died, he shouted "Chee Bye! One meters also no discount!"

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Joke of the day

Be PREPARED to LAUGH !!! (try to close your mouth FIRST!!!!!)

1st Secnario...

Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right before their little son.

Daddy : Oh!!! You Bitch!

Mommy : What?? You Bastard!

Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastard??

At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.

Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen, Son.

Son : Oh I see!

2nd Scenario...

Little Son was watching a TV show about premarital sex, and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'. Mommy was reading the papers.

Son : Mommy, what's breasts and penises?

At this moment, Mommy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say

Mommy : It means coats and hats, Son.

Son :Oh I see!

3rd Scenario...

Daddy was shaving his beard and Son passed by the toilet.

Suddenly, Daddy cut himself and screamed...

Daddy : "OH SHIT!!"

Son : "Daddy, what's shit?"

At this moment, Daddy's eyes bulged, and quickly thought of something to say.

Daddy : It means shaving cream, Son.

Son : Oh I see

4th Scenario...

Christmas is approaching, and Mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove. The turkey just wouldn't fit into the stove, so she said...

Mommy : Oh FUCK!

Son : Mommy, what's fuck?

At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.

Mommy : It means stuffing, Son.

Son : Oh I see!

5th scenario...

It's Christmas eve! Little Son exuberantly opened the door to let all his uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.

Proudly, he said...

Son : Welcome in, Bastards and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment. You see, Daddy is putting shit on his face upstairs and Mommy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen, but don't worry, they'll be out here in a minute!

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The best direction

Consider for a moment the very best thing that could happen for you today.

Then, think about the worst thing that could happen today.

Now, consider this: What can you do right now, and what actions can you take throughout the day that will result in the making best thing happen and keeping the worst thing from happening? Answer that question, and you've defined your direction for the day. Success will come when you work consistently toward the things you desire.

Keep in mind that the outcome of this day is mostly up to you. You want the best? Then make the effort that will bring you the best. There are plenty of great things that could happen today. You have the choice and the power to make them happen. Keep your eyes on the prize, and your feet moving toward it.

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Repetition

The more you repeat your thoughts and actions, the stronger and more effective they become. If you're positively focused for a few hours every few weeks, that's better than nothing. Just imagine how much more powerful it would be to remain positively focused every day, day after day.

Every athlete knows that repetition in physical training is essential to building muscle strength, agility and coordination. The winners are those who apply consistent effort, over and over again, until they mold themselves into winners. This is true not only on the playing field, but in every area of endeavor.

A once-in-a-while effort, no matter how good it may be, is not enough to bring lasting success. The accomplishments worth pursuing demand repeated action. Success is built step by step, brick by brick, one layer on top of another.

Make the effort, and then make the effort again and again. Keep it up and you'll earn the prize.

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Keep your vision strong

It is all too easy to accept the limits placed on you by other people or by random circumstances. Easy, yes, but where does that get you? Do you want your vision to be eroded by the small-mindedness of those around you? What is your purpose, anyway -- to just get along, or to make a real difference?

Respect the opinions of others, to be sure. There is much you can learn from them. Let them challenge you, support you and push you forward. Don't let them limit you. You are your own person. Only you know what you are capable of achieving. No one else has the ability to limit that, unless you let them. Sure, the negative comments and criticism can sting. Yet you must learn from them and move forward.

You are truly blessed with a magnificent, powerful, unique life. There are so many places you can go, so many wonderful things you can do. In all of history, there has never been anyone who can equal you. Keep your vision strong. Set your own limits. Set your own standards, and set them high. This is your life we're talking about. It's worth every effort you can give to it

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A man named Jhuan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle with two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answers Jhuan to which the guard replies, "We'll just see about that..." The guard takes the bags, rips them apart, empties them out and finds nothing but sand. He detains Jhuan overnight and has the sand analyzed, but discovers that it really is nothing but pure sand.

Finally, the guard releases Jhuan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man's shoulders and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens--Jhuan approaches the border on his bicycle with two bags of sand. The guard asks him, "What have you got?" and Jhuan replies, "Sand." Again the guard does a thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Jhuan, who crosses the border.

This sequence is repeated every day for several months until finally the guard is sitting in a Cantina in Mexico and Jhuan walks in.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard to Jhuan, "I know you're smuggling something.....It's been driving me crazy. It's all I think about! I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

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Story with a moral

Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox : "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"

Lion : "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"

Fox : "Hmm. But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your great claws will only destroy it even more"

Lion : "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed" (incredulous pause)

Fox : "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great claws cannot fix complicated watches"

Lion : "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed".

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the lazy lion in the sun.

Wolf : "Can I come and watch TV tonight with you, because mine is broken"

Lion : "Oh, I can easily fix your TV for you" (loud guffaws)

Wolf : "You don't expect me to believe such rubbish, do you?. There is no way that a lazy lion with big claws can fix a complicated TV"

Lion : " No problem. Do you want to try it?"

The lion goes into his cave, and after a while comes back with a perfectly fixed TV.

The wolf goes away happily and amazed.

 Scene: Inside the lion's cave. In one corner are half a dozen small and intelligent looking rabbits that are busily doing very complicated work with very detailed instruments. In the other corner lies a huge lion looking very pleased with himself.

Moral: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY A SUPERVISOR IS FAMOUS. LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS STUDENTS.

In the context of the working world:-

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SOMEONE UNDESERVED IS PROMOTED. LOOK AT THE WORK OF HIS SUBORDINATES.

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Story with a moral

Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.


Fox : "What are you working on?"


Rabbit : "My thesis."


Fox : "Hmm. What is it about?"


Rabbit : "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." (incredulous pause)


Fox : "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"


Rabbit : "Come with me and I'll show you!"


They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.


Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.


Wolf : " What's that you are writing?"


Rabbit : " I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws)


Wolf : " you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"


Rabbit : " No problem. Do you want to see why?"


The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.


Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?


Rabbit : " I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."


Bear : "Well that's absurd!


Rabbit : "Come into my home and I'll show you"


As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.


Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS. WHAT MATTERSIS WHO YOU HAVE FOR A SUPERVISOR.


In the context of the working world:-

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU

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Stop digging

It is true that you must pay the price for your past mistakes. Yet that does not mean that you must keep making them. So often we adopt an attitude of "I'll never get out of this" and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. The truth is, you can start to get out of it right now, no matter what has happened in the past. You cannot change the past or its consequences, but you can immediately change the present, and make the future look infinitely brighter.

When you find yourself in a hole, it often seems that the only thing to do is to keep digging. But that will only get you in deeper. The first thing you must do is stop digging. As soon as you stop digging, even before you start climbing out, you've made a positive change.

Momentum can work either for you or against you, and it all depends on what direction you're going. Momentum is not dependent on where you are, just on which way you're headed. You can have positive momentum right this moment, regardless of what has happened in the past. All it takes is a change in direction. All it takes is to stop digging, and start climbing out. You got yourself here, and you can get yourself wherever you want to go. Direct your momentum toward where you want to be, and don't stop until you're there.

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Chewing Gum

Do you know the reason why Singapore government restricts the citizens not to chew gum? Here is the story....


One day Lee Kwan Yaw went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with the Tai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King:

Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster skin?

King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and produce some prawn cracker.

Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?

King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some orange jam.

Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the plate and asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?

King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.

Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce Condom and send it to Thailand.

Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?

Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.

King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to Singapore!!!

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One more attempt

Every time you come up short, brings you one step closer to success.

Every "no" you hear brings you closer to hearing "yes." Every effort that does not produce the results you intended brings you closer to a winning strategy.

Though the outcome may at first be disappointing, with your sincere effort you are on the right track. The goal is waiting to be reached, waiting for you to keep going. When you fail to get the results you want, learn from what you've done, make the appropriate changes, and then do it one more time.

Success is just one more attempt away from failure. It would be a shame not to make that one more attempt.

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Like a baby

A young couple is on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make. The reason that they have not been intimate is because she is very flat-chested. If he wishes to cancel the wedding, it's okay with her.

The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not mind she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage. Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also wants to make a confession. He said below his waist is just like a baby, and if the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it's okay with him.


The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important than sex in a marriage. They were happy that they are honest with each other. They went on to Vegas and got married.


On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes, she was flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor.

After she became conscious the guy asked, "I told you before we got married, why did you still faint?" The girl said, "You told me it was just like a baby". The guy replied, "Yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches."

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Ah Beng

Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:

"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TAIPEI AND LAS VEGAS?"

Operator: "JUST A  MINUTE..."

Ah Beng: "THANK YOU,"   AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

At a  bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & his companion says,

"JACKDANIELS, SINGLE."

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng,  MARRIED."

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng brags.

"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.

"YOU ARE A FOOL". Ah Beng replies. "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS.".

Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt Competition.

During the Q & A segment, the host asks, "Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'"

The crowd shouts,"Gin! Gin!". Others exclaim, "No, its Grape Juice!"

Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"

Host : "Quiet please."

Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before replying, "C'mon man, you think I need their help?  I got  more original answer :   Guni !" (cow milk in Hokkien)

Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it when he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help' command after some tries. Soon after, he become very irritated and called the computer retailer for support.

Ah Beng : "I pressed the 'F1' key for help ... but it's been over  half an hour & still nobody has  come to help me. 

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Sound Familiar ???

Part 1

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys - all on different levels, some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Part 2

All the time, the monkey on the top will get the fruits first, and most of the time, they will eventually produce SHIT for the entire monkey below. And all the time, that's what the monkey below will get.


Part 3

For those monkeys who are climbing up, they have to first kiss plenty of asses in order to move up. How high they climb, will have to depend how good they kiss. And always if the one on top will not kiss any ass, his ass will get KICK !!!

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Men / Women - The Difference

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.

A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Men marry because they are tired.

Women marry because they are curious.


Both are disappointed.


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.


Any married man should forget his mistakes.


No use two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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