Dirty joke

A girl and a guy get married and the girl gets pregnant. So the doctor tells them not to have sex until the baby is delivered. But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex.

Suddenly the guys penis gets stuck in the gals vagina. They struggle a lot but he cant get it out. So they get over to the hospital and call for the doctor. The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it. She does so and suddenly his penis comes out.

Afterwards she asks the doctor how he did it and he explains "When the baby saw the sweet, he left the banana."

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A curious little boy asks his mom what his younger sister has between the legs; the young mother does not know how to explain to the boy, so she says: "It's like the Garage..."

The boy then asks: "What is mine called?"

"It's called the Car..." the mother replies. A few days later, the phone rings while the parents are "busy" in the bedroom; the little boy answers it. It's his dad's friend:

"Is your father home? Could I speak to him?"

"Yes, but he's busy", the boy replies.

"What's he doing? I wanna talk to him..."

"Wait, let me check..."

The boy looks through the bedroom keyhole; then comes back and says:

"He's putting the Car in the Garage..." "Ok, I'll call back..."

A short while later, the man calls back:

"Can I talk to your dad now?"

"He's still busy..."

"What? What's he doing? How long does it take him to put the car in the garage anyway?"

"Wait, let me check..."

The boy, again, looks through the bedroom keyhole, comes back and has this to tell his dad's friend: "He's still trying to put the Car in the Garage; he keeps moving the Car back and forth. He seems to have problem putting the rear wheels of the Car into the Garage..."

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A prostitute went to see a doctor. She sit in front of the doctor and said "Doctor I have a big hole, is there any way to tighten it?

“My business is going down slope". Then the Doctor request her to undress and in order for him to examine.

The prostitute removes her panties and opens up her legs, exposing her "XXX".

The Doctor moves his head forward with his eyes wide open and exclaims

"Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole! Wah, such a big hole!"

The prostitute, feeling a bit angry, raised her voice, saying, "Can you stop repeating! If that's not the case I wouldn't have come to see you."

The Doctor reply "I didn't repeat, the last two were the ECHO...!!!"