Story with a moral

Scene: It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.


Fox : "What are you working on?"


Rabbit : "My thesis."


Fox : "Hmm. What is it about?"


Rabbit : "Oh, I'm writing about how rabbits eat foxes." (incredulous pause)


Fox : "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don't eat foxes!"


Rabbit : "Come with me and I'll show you!"


They both disappear into the rabbit's burrow. After a few minutes, gnawing on a fox bone, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.


Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.


Wolf : " What's that you are writing?"


Rabbit : " I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves." (loud guffaws)


Wolf : " you don't expect to get such rubbish published, do you?"


Rabbit : " No problem. Do you want to see why?"


The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow, and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.


Finally a bear comes along and asks, "What are you doing?


Rabbit : " I'm doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears."


Bear : "Well that's absurd!


Rabbit : "Come into my home and I'll show you"


As they enter the burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.


Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS. WHAT MATTERSIS WHO YOU HAVE FOR A SUPERVISOR.


In the context of the working world:-

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS; WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU