GEMS OF LIFE ( Humor with substance )

# 1 If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry. Just remove the damn battery from the clock and enjoy life!!!
# 2 Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you because you are a vegetarian. Think about it ....!!!
# 3 Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out without clothes tomorrow and see the admiration!!!
# 4 Don't walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the world!!! That's called attitude!!! Keep on rocking!!!
# 5 Only one percent of boys have brains; the rest have girlfriends!!! Are you the brainy one?
# 6 All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!!!